June 7, 2006

Surreality

Filed under: Arrrrrrby's, Blather, Nelson's Folly, Hornswaggle, Hogshead o' Grog, Landlubbers, Powder Monkeys — at 1:15 pm by PegLeg :: ::

So I’ve got a lot of tasks I should be completing on my day off.  I managed to water the tomatoes.  I also separated several things into piles during my (unsuccessful) search for my check book.  I walked half a block in scorching sunshine to get a coffee and freak someone out.  She freaked me out too.  I was politely looking at the cafe art, after handing my mug to the guy and asking him to put americano in it.  I am wearing a green t-shirt, an above-the knee khaki/cream skirt, little red and black socks and red shoes.  This girl walks in.  She is wearing a green t-shirt, an above-the knee khaki/cream skirt, red and black argyle socks, and red motherfucking shoes.  She is blonde, though, and has a scarf on wrapped like a headband.  This is a relief to me, although I agonized about head covering before I left the house, my brown locks were bare.  I said to her, “We could be in uniform.” She says, “I was just noticing that.” Weird pause.  “Even the red shoes.”  I said, “And red and black socks.”  I couldn’t decide whether to introduce myself.  The man gave me my coffee and I tipped and complimented him.  I put honey and cinnamon in the drink and walked back into the sunshine.

Nobody said a thing about the wooden leg.

May 3, 2006

Saying Hello to Mr. Armitage

Filed under: Nelson's Folly, Hogshead o' Grog — at 8:52 am by pandsteefleegee :: ::

(Mostly British) Ways to express your crapulence

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1883481.stm