May 18, 2006

Learning about Israel Part 1

Filed under: Powder Monkeys — at 6:18 pm by Skankrot A.R. III, Esq. :: ::

In the 2004 film Control Room, Lt. Josh Rushing, a press officer from US Central Command, said that his experiences in Iraq revealed to him how important the Israel-Palestine question was in the Middle East. Since being in Iraq, he took it upon himself to educate his friends and family back home about how that question informed every aspect of how the U.S. is viewed in Arab states.

I was a senior in college on September 11, 2001, and at that time, I probably couldn’t have told you that the modern state of Israel didn’t exist before 1948. Since then, I’ve come to feel that the violent dispossession of 750,000 native Palestinians and the overtly racist rhetoric of the early Zionist movement constitute a humanitarian crime with striking similarities to the experience of the Native Americans.

I believe that the lingering after-effects of that crime (only 58 years old), the continued displacement and dispossession of Palestinians scattered throughout the Middle East, and the ardent refusal of Israel and the U.S. to acknowledge that a crime occurred is still the prime motivating factor in anti-U.S. sentiment throughout the Arab world.

We live in the era of post-colonial thought, where intellectuals are breaking free of the prejudices of an earlier era, taking responsibility for the sins of their fathers, and actively addressing the need for reconciliation and restitution. The state of Israel is the most recent instance of racist colonial conquest. There has still not been an institutional recognition on the part of Israel that every scrap of their land was deliberately taken by force at the expense of 750,000 Palestinians, whose decendents numbered between 4 and 9 million worldwide in 2001.

When I undertake an effort to learn about something new, I find the best place to start is often a comic book. Consequently, here comes my review of Palestine by Joe Sacco.

Joe Sacco is a cartoonist/journalist who makes a habit of hanging out in warzones, interviewing their inhabitants and rendering the experience in comic-book format.

Palestine was valuable to me in giving me a starting place in learning about the history of the Zionist movement which led to the forceful displacement of the native Palestinian population, with illustrations and quotes from some of it’s key players, such as early Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir’s infamous quote: “It was not as though there was a Palestinian people considering itself as a Palestinian people and we came and threw them out and took their country away from them. They did not exist.”, contrasted with Israel’s founding father David Ben-Gurion’s quote “In each attack a decisive blow should be struck, resulting in the destruction of homes and the expulsion of the population.”

Historical vignettes such as these are sparingly interspersed with the illustrated conversations and experiences that Joe had spending time in various cities in the Occupied Territories in the winter of 1991-1992.

Palestine illustrates the human reality of being a Palestinian in the Occupied Territories. Everyone is under curfew, movement is curtailed, most of the men have spent time in giant Israeli prisons under dubious charges, and most everyone Joe meets spends their time swapping gallows humor in shabby houses which are regularly knocked down out of hand by Israeli bulldozers.

Sacco writes with a charmingly self-deprecating style, painfully conscious of his own role as a Western observer and comic book doodler being given the royal treatment by the poor households of Gaza.

Perhaps the most valuable contribution to my own exploration came from the forward, written by Edward Said. Edward Said was a literary scholar and social critic, whom Joe Sacco cites as a personal hero. Said was Palestinian-born, but his family permanently relocated to Egypt in his youth, shortly before 1948. Over the course of his life, he came to terms with his Palestinian identity and sense of rootlessness and alienation, and devoted most of his remaining years to wrangling with the Palestinian Question. His writings have been my best guide so far in understanding the origins of Israel, the Palestinian experience, and putting the modern peace process into context. The next two parts of my Learning about Israel posts will be about what I’ve gained from the two collections of his writings that I’ve recently finished.

Until then, I highly recommend Palestine as the appropriate comic with which to begin any serious inquiry.

May 17, 2006

If the Earth were a Sandwich…

Filed under: Powder Monkeys — at 12:58 pm by OrangeBeard :: ::

Ze Frank is a funny guy with a funny show. Yesterday he had this great idea that if one person puts a piece of bread on the ground, and then another person does the same one the opposite side of the planet, the Earth would all be one…sandwich. You can participate in this show of global unity by taking a picture of your piece bread on the ground and posting it to the “If the Earth were a Sandwich…” photo gallery. Then you can use the find my opposite tool to figure out where the other piece of bread needs to go to complete the open-face planet. Unfortunately for most of us, our global unity sandwich will be soggy and salty with the other piece of bread floating in the Indian Ocean.

May 13, 2006

Realizing that he had passed the bus stop…

Filed under: Powder Monkeys — at 6:40 pm by OrangeBeard :: ::

United States Patent Application

“A pulsed gravitational wave wormhole generator system that teleports a human being through hyperspace from one location to another.”

The images are the best part.

May 12, 2006

press-citizen.com | Local News

Filed under: Powder Monkeys — at 2:01 pm by Blacque Jacque Shalloc :: ::

press-citizen.com | Local News: “According to state code, a patient or client is presumed to be ‘emotionally dependent’ for one year following the end of mental health treatment and is considered ’significantly impaired in the ability to withhold consent to sexual conduct.’”

May 10, 2006

No need to panic,

Filed under: Powder Monkeys — at 7:15 pm by Skankrot A.R. III, Esq. :: ::

They caught the guy. It turns out they did have a better description of him, specifically, they were looking for a guy whose hands were handcuffed in front of him.

He had already been arrested, and somehow escaped through a vent in the paddywagon.

After fleeing, he hid under someone’s porch, but in the process somehow left a crawlspace door askew, causing the owner to notice something amiss and call the police.

Clearly, he forgot the first rule of evading arrest:

1. Don’t rape people!

So that’s what’s going on.

Filed under: Powder Monkeys — at 9:00 am by Skankrot A.R. III, Esq. :: ::

A swarm of helicopters have been circling overhead our neighborhood all morning. Apparently they’re having themselves a manhunt.

From the suspect description provided in the Tribune news snippet I’d be unlikely to be able to identify this guy on the ground, much less from 100 yards up. But I’m definitely not planning to leave the house in a tan and peach polo shirt.

May 5, 2006

Petition: Stop the RIAA from suing thousands of fans!

Filed under: Powder Monkeys — at 8:41 am by Skankrot A.R. III, Esq. :: ::

From BoingBoing:

Cory Doctorow: EFF’s gotten 73,000 of the 100,000 signatures it’s seeking for a petition on the recording industry’s insane campaign of suing thousands of music fans. 27,000 more to go!

Link

May 3, 2006

Making Colbert go away | Salon.com

Filed under: Powder Monkeys — at 10:10 pm by Blacque Jacque Shalloc :: ::

Making Colbert go away | Salon.com : “Colbert’s deadly performance did more than reveal, with devastating clarity, how Bush’s well-oiled myth machine works. It exposed the mainstream press’ pathetic collusion with an administration that has treated it — and the truth — with contempt from the moment it took office. Intimidated, coddled, fearful of violating propriety, the press corps that for years dutifully repeated Bush talking points was stunned and horrified when someone dared to reveal that the media emperor had no clothes. Colbert refused to play his dutiful, toothless part in the White House correspondents dinner — an incestuous, backslapping ritual that should be retired. For that, he had to be marginalized. Voilà: “He wasn’t funny.”

This is a battle that can’t really be won — you either got it Saturday night (or Sunday morning, or whenever your life was made a little brighter by viewing Colbert’s performance) or you didn’t. Personally, I’m enjoying watching apologists for the status quo wear themselves out explaining why Colbert wasn’t funny. It’s extending the reach of his performance by days without either side breaking character — the mighty Colbert or the clueless, self-important media elite he was satirizing. For those who think the media shamed itself by rolling over for this administration, especially in the run-up to the Iraq war, Colbert’s skit is the gift that keeps on giving. Thank you, Stephen Colbert!”

Neutrality of the Net | Decentralized Information Group (DIG) Breadcrumbs

Filed under: Powder Monkeys — at 9:47 pm by Blacque Jacque Shalloc :: ::

Neutrality of the Net | Decentralized Information Group (DIG) Breadcrumbs: “The Internet is increasingly becoming the dominant medium binding us. The neutral communications medium is essential to our society. It is the basis of a fair competitive market economy. It is the basis of democracy, by which a community should decide what to do. It is the basis of science, by which humankind should decide what is true.

Let us protect the neutrality of the net.”

mimi smartypants

Filed under: Powder Monkeys — at 9:40 pm by Blacque Jacque Shalloc :: ::

mimi smartypants:

“IMAGINARY CONVERSATIONS

Yeshiva Boy In My Neighborhood #1: Is that a new suit?
YBIMN #2: Yeah. Hand-me-down from my cousin.
YBIMN #1: It is remarkably ill-fitting!
YBIMN #2: Yo, check it: I’m wearing it with white socks, bro.
YBIMN #2: Damn. ALL the Rachels be wanting your fine ass.
YBIMN #1: You know it. Somebody get Potok on the line! New title: The Chosen…For The Best-Dressed List!
YBIMN #2: He died in 2002 but in a non-literal way I totally understand what you mean!”

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